"Another great catchup with the most beautiful girl in the world. You make me want you more and more day by day and the fact I can’t have you kills me day by day your partner is the luckiest man in the world! I hope he knows that!!"
"I once said to her, "If we went out, how would you want me?" She said "Come in your pants..." I said "OK then..." It was at that point I learnt that wasn't an instruction...."